Got a few issues with a $3,000 love doll.
1. If you got enough money for one of these, you should be able to pick up a few women.
2. Okay, maybe a teenager but where do you hide a life size Barbie from Mom?
3. You can keep one of these and still have a concealed carry permit.
4. How would you ever get rid of it? That wouldn't be creepy either.
2 comments:
1. If had enough money for one of these, it would only cost me once..... Real women are infinitely more expensive..
2. Attempt to introduce her as "Megan", the liberal millennial vegan yoga lover with 8 cats and an allergy to anything not "sourced from nature"; she'll stay away enough that you never have to hide her.
4. Eek.. Same way you would get rid of the real women from issue number 1, unfortunately...
PS...... can I borrow $3,000? Asking for a friend.
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